Lunch

How many lunches does one person take in a 8 hour day?

Well, let me count.

Leave at 10:30 to get check cashed, pick up lunch and return at 11:10. Normal lunch starts at 11:25, so it is off to the lounge to eat. Back by normal time; 11:55. We are at two, so far!

Upon returning from lunch duty at 12:35, he grabs keys and says I'll be right back. When he returns at 1:30, he is very tired but has all his errands ran. I believe that counts for two more lunches. That would be four in a 8 hour day!

It must be nice to get paid to eat, run errands and check email all day! I am in the wrong profession. Maybe, I should be my assistant!